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Once a dog stood out side the Den of lion and started throwing abuses at lion, "if u have any courage, come out, I would fuck the lioness in front of u." Lion simply ignore it all, lioness got furious and roared at lion, "this piddly animal throwing all abuses to u and insulting me, How can u keep quite and not kill him" . Lion simply told lioness to ignore it. But lioness kept insisting, "You are the king, if such piddly animals start speaking such a language, who would call u king". Lion simply ignore lioness and looked on the other side. Finally lioness got impatient and got out of den to attack the Dog. Dog ran, lioness chased him through the jungle. The chase continued for some time and finally dog run into a sewer pipe lying in the forest. Lioness followed and got herself stuck in the pipe. Dog came from other side and fucked the lioness from behind.
With great difficulty lioness managed to come out of the pipe and with shaky legs came back to Den and narrated the whole story to lion. Lion said, "I told to you to ignore him, but you never listened, he had already done the same with me three times."
Once Mulla used to take classes. One of his student, while going to the class saw some interesting dance going on the street. He started seeing it and got late for the class. Mulla thrashed him saying, learn a lesson from it, "always come in time to the class".
Next day while coming to the class this student had a fight with someone and his clothes were torn, but some how he managed to reach the class in time. Mulla again thrashed him saying, learn a lesson from it, "Always come in the class with proper cloths".
Next day student reached the class in proper time and with proper cloths. Mulla again thrashed him saying, have u seen ur class report, u have failed in all subjects, learn a lesson from it, "Always get first position in class, otherwise this world wouldn't let u live".
Next day student reached the class in time with proper cloths and with Progress report in Hand, he had topped in the class. He was very happy that today he won't get thrashing. Mulla again thrashed him. Student cried ,"I have every thing in order, why are u thrashing me".
Mulla said, "Learn a lesson from it, you cannot change the nature of other persons"
An innocent sardarji come to the college with plastered hand. All his friend enquired, "what happened". Sardarji said," this world is not for helping others and narrated his story".
I had gone to Place of worship to offer my prayers. A lady in front of me was also offering prayers. After prayer every one kneel down and bowed his head. While come back to knees, I found that lady's shirt has got stuck between her hips. It looked odd to me at a worship place, so I simply pulled her shirt a bit to come out of her hips, without any bad intentions. Suddenly I found priest got up and thrashed me badly, saying," Shameless creature, how dare u touched a lady here."
Any way Sardarji got all right after few days. But after another month sardarji again come to the college with bandaged hand and head. Friends enquired, "What happened this time". Again Sardarji said," this world is not for helping others and narrated his story".
This time again, I had gone to a Place of worship to offer my prayers. A lady in front of me was also offering prayers. After prayer every one kneel down and bowed his head. While come back to knees, I found that lady's shirt has got stuck between her hips. I remembered thrashing of previous time, so I did not do anything. But I found, another person sitting along me pulled her shirt out. I felt pity of this person and to save him from being thrashed, "I pushed the shirt back into the lady's hips."
This man got up and thrashed me badly, saying, "How dare u fingered my wife".
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